i always buy too much breakfast food and not enough other meal food and then the morning is stressful because i have so many options and the rest of the day is annoying because i pretty much only have spinach to eat
i suck at grocery shopping
hella is a very accurate amount
(Source: babyferaligator, via just-my-personality)
Anonymous asked: Would you rather have a threesome with Cote de Pablo and Salma Hayek or just one minute kissing your gym instructor?
WHAT SORT OF DEVIL SPAWN DEMON INCARNATE ARE YOU ????
probably the threesome with cote and salma but jesus christ. do you realise how many feels im having for my gi tonight this pain is real
Anonymous asked: Are you a virgin? If yes, when did you lose your virginity? If no, when do you think you will?

i think im going to be a virgin until the day i die tbh